(D) J. Hickenlooper*
(D) Julie Gonzales
(R) Janak Joshi
80%
40%
20%
(D) Jena Griswold
(D) M. Dougherty
(D) Hetal Doshi
50%
40%↓
30%
(D) Jeff Bridges
(D) Brianna Titone
(R) Kevin Grantham
50%↑
40%↓
30%
(D) Diana DeGette*
(D) Wanda James
(D) Milat Kiros
80%
20%
10%↓
(D) Joe Neguse*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
(R) Jeff Hurd*
(D) Alex Kelloff
(R) H. Scheppelman
60%↓
40%↓
30%↑
(R) Lauren Boebert*
(D) E. Laubacher
(D) Trisha Calvarese
90%
30%↑
20%
(R) Jeff Crank*
(D) Jessica Killin
55%↓
45%↑
(D) Jason Crow*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
(D) B. Pettersen*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
(R) Gabe Evans*
(D) Shannon Bird
(D) Manny Rutinel
45%↓
30%
30%
DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
(And before you give me a hard time about using Democrat, please explain to me what is democratic about moving away from a secret ballot to a ‘card check’ when union organizing).
One of my far, far left buddies was trying to find a metaphor for the Bush Presidency and said it was like a bad band with a worse lead singer. It inspired me to come up with the perfect musical metaphor for the Presidential field on the Dem side:
MILLI VANILLI!
It’s perfect! Lip-syncing someone else’s tired bubblegum lyrics that sound good for a moment but that nobody really likes, receiving accolades and awards from a biased, idiotic press, and fighting with each other the whole time.
The question is…Who’s Rob and Who’s Fab?
There’s even the perfect song – “Blame it on McCain”!
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